The Luzon Auditions of Pinoy Idol was a bit disappointing. No gut-wrenching emotional moments like the Visayas and Mindanao auditions. And it wasn’t really too funny. The highlight was this girl who literally whored herself for Peta. Good luck getting your protein from vegetables. You literally need to gobble a boatload of beans just to get the same amount of nutrients you would get from an egg. And then you will pass gas. A lot of gas.